It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday,

and I got him an iPhone.

He just loved it.

Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July,

and my wife made me very happy

when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August

so I got her an iPod Touch.

September came by so for her birthday

I got my wife an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started......

What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon

can be integrated into the home network with

the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.