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No Calls / High Avail:
gaya ngayon

Super Dami ng Calls:
the other day

Weewee Tapos na Long Call:
gaya ko

Chizmax with Teammate:
si dora!

May Bagong Crush:
ako!

Crush Nasa Kabilang Station:
si TL (hehe)

Feeling Gwapo Looking Gago
(Maraming Ganito):


Station sa Ilalim ng Aircon:
may giniginaw ba jan?

Cost-Cutting or Sira ang Aircon:


Nosebleed Sobrang English:


Busog from Lunch:
(gutom pa rin nga eh!)

Walang Boss:
(next week)

Supervisor Pag May Client Visit:
(si TL..haha)

Trainers After Class:


QA May Sinugod na Agent:


Guilty Agent After Sinugod:


Supervisor ng Pasaway na Agent:
(hahaha!)

Agent na Pa-Awa Effect After Mahuli:


Agent na May Warning:


Meron Final Warning:
(shutay na!)

Wishing for Good Appraisals:
(nahks!)

May Sweldo Na:
TAYO ito sa 8th and 23rd! Hehe!

My new gadget ...

Finally my sister was able to purchase me one.

The next president of the United States of America

Sino kahawig nya?

My Penis Name Is...

My Penis Name Is...

Big Lebowski

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:: HAHAHA : Try nyo nalang ::

Women should take the bus

Finished Three Movies in a Day

Wow.. I love holidays and long weekends!
I just stayed home while most people went to the mall.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

27 Dresses (2008)

Meet Dave (2008)

AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....

and then the fight started....


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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I
had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go
home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,
'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she
processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office

She said, 'You shou ld have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asked,'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....


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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver
got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are
you?'

And then the fight started.....

Another Sweet Treat

Birthday Treat

Yummy

Tyson